The Hills are Alive…
…With the sound of drama! Actually, come to think of it, I think about 5 seconds of the season 3.2 premier actually took place in "the Hills"!
This episode showed us Whitney and Lauren "working" in Paris. The work scenes are so damn boring, they are barely worth mentioning. As always, Lauren's personal life takes precedence over her job as she leaves to take a call from Audrina who lets her know that Brody now has a girlfriend! WTF?!? Lauren is gone for like 48 hours, and Brody has already replaced her? Sorry Lauren, apparently whether you go to Paris or not, your love life is still shit! Who is this mysterious new woman, I wonder? Could it be the famous "Britney Canada-Whore" that Lauren discovered in Brody's IPhone last season? Only time will tell!
The trip also would not have been complete without some scripted drama! The ladies are going to go out to some upscale club and Lauren has nothing to wear. Seriously? What the hell was in those 12 suitcases then? Books? Kristin C.? No, Whitney, DO NOT let her wear that ball gown….Crap, she does it anyway. And it stays in one piece? Too bad she hung it back up in front of a hot curling iron! Could we be any more blonde? I don't think so.
Back in the states Heidi's Mystic Tanned self looks like an Oompa Loompa against the Colorado snow. Well, and Oompa Loompa whose upper lip has recently been surgically enhanced. I honestly don't think I heard a word she said in the entire episode, all I could focus on was the balloon on her face.
Have you ever noticed how crazy Spencer's eyes get when he is arguing with Heidi and just trying to hold back as to not look like a douche on tv? (newsflash - you still look like a douche) It is like that movie "Village of the Damned", where the kids make their eyes go all crazy and they are able to make people do things. Maybe that's how he gets Heidi to stay with him….
A few odds and ends; was that the best MTV could do in casting a hot French guy? Can Mariah Carey stand without striking a pose? Were Audrina's naked pics "leaked" to get higher ratings? If so, it worked!
Will Heidi and Spencer of the Damned get back together? Will Lauren find her true love, or….anyone? Stay tuned!
…With the sound of drama! Actually, come to think of it, I think about 5 seconds of the season 3.2 premier actually took place in "the Hills"!
This episode showed us Whitney and Lauren "working" in Paris. The work scenes are so damn boring, they are barely worth mentioning. As always, Lauren's personal life takes precedence over her job as she leaves to take a call from Audrina who lets her know that Brody now has a girlfriend! WTF?!? Lauren is gone for like 48 hours, and Brody has already replaced her? Sorry Lauren, apparently whether you go to Paris or not, your love life is still shit! Who is this mysterious new woman, I wonder? Could it be the famous "Britney Canada-Whore" that Lauren discovered in Brody's IPhone last season? Only time will tell!
The trip also would not have been complete without some scripted drama! The ladies are going to go out to some upscale club and Lauren has nothing to wear. Seriously? What the hell was in those 12 suitcases then? Books? Kristin C.? No, Whitney, DO NOT let her wear that ball gown….Crap, she does it anyway. And it stays in one piece? Too bad she hung it back up in front of a hot curling iron! Could we be any more blonde? I don't think so.
Back in the states Heidi's Mystic Tanned self looks like an Oompa Loompa against the Colorado snow. Well, and Oompa Loompa whose upper lip has recently been surgically enhanced. I honestly don't think I heard a word she said in the entire episode, all I could focus on was the balloon on her face.
Have you ever noticed how crazy Spencer's eyes get when he is arguing with Heidi and just trying to hold back as to not look like a douche on tv? (newsflash - you still look like a douche) It is like that movie "Village of the Damned", where the kids make their eyes go all crazy and they are able to make people do things. Maybe that's how he gets Heidi to stay with him….
A few odds and ends; was that the best MTV could do in casting a hot French guy? Can Mariah Carey stand without striking a pose? Were Audrina's naked pics "leaked" to get higher ratings? If so, it worked!
Will Heidi and Spencer of the Damned get back together? Will Lauren find her true love, or….anyone? Stay tuned!
1 comment:
I heard that the work scenes are actually staged too. Oh well, can't expect too much from reality show. the only "reality" show I trust is Danica Patrick's Talk Show Spoof Video any woman that can race cars and look that good have my vote!
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